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Most Stationary: 3,621stLargest Black Market: 7,818thHighest Economic Output: 7,819th
The Crashed Spaceship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
...and time began seriously to pass.
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Salaxalans

Population23.837 billion

CapitalRime
LeaderSvlad Cjelli
FaithChronology

CurrencyDirk
AnimalElectric Monk

The Crashed Spaceship of Salaxalans is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.837 billion Salaxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The average income tax rate is 60.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 2,849 trillion Dirks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 119,533 Dirks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, the new one Dirk coin also makes a handy throwing-star, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, and the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chronology.

Salaxalans is ranked 3,621st in the world and 85th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 3,634.70600712 days.

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Most Stationary: 3,621stLargest Black Market: 7,818thHighest Economic Output: 7,819thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,487thLargest Mining Sector: 9,721stLargest Populations: 9,940thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,979thMost Influential: 14,243rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 20,152ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,454thMost Efficient Economies: 21,357thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,136thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,590thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,619thMost Cultured: 25,549thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,137thMost Secular: 28,423rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28,744th
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Most Stationary: 85th in the regionLargest Black Market: 87th in the regionLargest Populations: 88th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 109th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 138th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 154th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 268th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 289th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 367th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 390th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 442nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 483rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 499th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 531st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 550th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 574th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Salaxalans was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Salaxalans was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Salaxalans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Salaxalans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Salaxalans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Salaxalans, the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans.
  • : Following new legislation in Salaxalans, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Salaxalans, the new one Dirk coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
  • : Following new legislation in Salaxalans, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.
  • : Following new legislation in Salaxalans, criticism of Svlad Cjelli is considered unpatriotic.

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