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Most Stationary: 3,637thLargest Mining Sector: 4,519thLargest Black Market: 8,654th
The Crashed Spaceship of
Father Knows Best State
As pretty as an airport.
Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Salaxalans of Spiritus

Population21.609 billion

CapitalRime
LeaderSvlad Cjelli
FaithChronology

CurrencyDirk
AnimalElectric Monk

The Crashed Spaceship of Salaxalans of Spiritus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 21.609 billion Salaxians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 2,368 trillion Dirks a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,627 Dirks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, Svlad Cjelli can cry on demand, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, and spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Salaxalans of Spiritus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salaxalans of Spiritus's national animal is the Electric Monk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Chronology.

Salaxalans of Spiritus is ranked 3,637th in the world and 1st in TSP Official Regional Games for Most Stationary, with 3,627.7060116 days.

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Most Stationary: 3,637thLargest Mining Sector: 4,519thLargest Black Market: 8,654thFattest Citizens: 9,487thHighest Economic Output: 9,823rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,657thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,932ndMost Secular: 13,576thLargest Populations: 13,731stMost Influential: 14,755thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 16,656thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,440thMost Cultured: 21,428thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,625thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,030thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,032ndMost Developed: 28,270thMost Efficient Economies: 28,838th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Salaxalans of Spiritus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Salaxalans of Spiritus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Salaxalans of Spiritus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies.
  • : Salaxalans of Spiritus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Salaxalans of Spiritus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Salaxalans of Spiritus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Salaxalans of Spiritus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Salaxalans of Spiritus, spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Salaxalans of Spiritus.
  • : Following new legislation in Salaxalans of Spiritus, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Salaxalans of Spiritus, Svlad Cjelli can cry on demand.

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