The Queendom of Samiskween is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 308 million Samiskweenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Industry are ignored. The average income tax rate is 8.1%.

The strong Samiskweenian economy, worth 18.9 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 61,375 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Samiskween's national animal is the snake, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Samiskween is ranked 63,059^th in the world and 5^th in Proffel Regions for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 3,536.34 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.