The Federation of Samoreubia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sam Watson with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.549 billion Samoreubians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of STWville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Samoreubian economy, worth 182 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 117,837 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 413,461 per year while the poor average 24,362, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

The government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, and if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Samoreubia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Samoreubia's national animal is the badger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Samoreubia is ranked 174,194^th in the world and 6,883^rd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.21 Obesity Rate.