The Republic of San Antonio Iguanas is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.694 billion San Antonio Iguanasians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penalty Box. The average income tax rate is 21.2%.

The strong San Antonio Iguanasian economy, worth 456 trillion Pucks a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 59,298 Pucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over San Antonio Iguanas, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, the Federal Council of San Antonio Iguanas has been announced as the new Head of State, and the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Antonio Iguanas's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

San Antonio Iguanas is ranked 172,853^rd in the world and 11^th in Thalassocratic Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.06 law-abiding acts per hour.