Population | 14.565 billion |
Capital | The San Diego Administration Center |
Leader | The Board Of Supervisors |
Faith | Paganism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | killer whale |
The District of San Diego County is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Board Of Supervisors with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, hard-working population of 14.565 billion San Diego Countyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The San Diego Administration Center. The average income tax rate is 92.9%.
The frighteningly efficient San Diego Countyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,912 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 199,950 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, the treehouse in Killer Whale Park is the tallest building in San Diego County, and the ban on cars has been repealed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. San Diego County's national animal is the killer whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Paganism.
San Diego County is ranked 18,668th in the world and 1st in San Diego County for Most Stationary, with 1,669.06138318892 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in San Diego County, the ban on cars has been repealed.
- : Following new legislation in San Diego County, the treehouse in Killer Whale Park is the tallest building in San Diego County.
- : San Diego County was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
- : Following new legislation in San Diego County, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
- : San Diego County was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in San Diego County, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
- : Following new legislation in San Diego County, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
- : San Diego County was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in San Diego County, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
- : Following new legislation in San Diego County, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.