by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,219thMost Influential: 2,176thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,466th
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Left-Leaning College State
In Vino Veritas
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San Vino

Population900 million

CapitalSan Vino City
LeaderSan Gino


The Free Land of San Vino is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by San Gino with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 900 million San Vinoans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Vino City. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse San Vinoan economy, worth 71.9 trillion vinoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 79,917 vinoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, board shorts have replaced board rooms, and the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Vino's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

San Vino is ranked 76,978th in the world and 3,461st in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 58.13 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,219thMost Influential: 2,176thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,466thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,197thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,062ndNicest Citizens: 8,280thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,706thMost Pacifist: 9,858thTop
Most Inclusive: 12,398thBest Weather: 13,482ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,750thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,078thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,409thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,461stMost Cultured: 18,413thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,811thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,609thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,624thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,939thLargest Retail Industry: 22,246thMost Secular: 22,351st
Most Valuable International Artwork: 323rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 343rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 456th in the regionNicest Citizens: 474th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 507th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 513th in the regionMost Pacifist: 581st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 722nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 736th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 748th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 760th in the regionBest Weather: 778th in the regionMost Influential: 800th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 806th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 930th in the regionMost Cultured: 936th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 954th in the region

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