by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 486th Most Influential: 902nd Nudest: 1,969th
The Royal Socialist Union of
Authoritarian Democracy
Changing policies is our national pastime
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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San Xavier

Population1.328 billion

CapitalSan Xavier City
LeaderLord Chancellor Sanchez
FaithSome crazy idea or another


The Royal Socialist Union of San Xavier is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Chancellor Sanchez with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The quiet, industrious population of 1.328 billion San Xavierians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Xavier City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.6%.

The frighteningly efficient San Xavierian economy, worth 180 trillion Digibills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 135,565 Digibills, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, and acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Xavier's national animal is the Deathclaw, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Some crazy idea or another.

San Xavier is ranked 10,002nd in the world and 570th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 86.31 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 486thMost Influential: 902ndTop
Nudest: 1,969thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,234thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,409thMost Secular: 8,196thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,087thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,372ndLargest Governments: 9,604thMost Developed: 10,002ndMost Cultured: 10,106thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,843rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,109thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,410thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,863rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,155thLowest Crime Rates: 13,433rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,446thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,534thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,550thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,693rdMost Inclusive: 14,019thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,305thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,526thHealthiest Citizens: 14,732ndSmartest Citizens: 15,703rdHighest Average Incomes: 15,873rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,453rdLargest Publishing Industry: 16,619th
Nudest: 74th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 245th in the regionMost Influential: 326th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 344th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 347th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 409th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 416th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 418th in the regionMost Secular: 425th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 471st in the regionLargest Governments: 482nd in the regionMost Cultured: 493rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 548th in the regionMost Developed: 570th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 582nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 605th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 628th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 642nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 669th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 673rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 690th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 693rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 695th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 737th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 747th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 772nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 787th in the regionMost Inclusive: 812th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 825th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 838th in the region

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