by Max Barry

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Most Primitive: 2,254th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,532nd Most Secular: 3,912th
The Discorporated States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Sic Possumus
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Sao Camarao

Population1.347 billion

LeaderCúria dos Onze
FaithAlmofariz Pantocrátor


The Discorporated States of Sao Camarao is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cúria dos Onze with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.347 billion Sao Camaraenses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galanggaõ. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sao Camaraense economy, worth 140 trillion Bastardoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,517 Bastardoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Sao Camaraense mussels the biggest in The East Pacific, votes of no confidence regularly remove unwanted MPs, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", and cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sao Camarao's national animal is the Macára, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Almofariz Pantocrátor.

Sao Camarao is ranked 27,103rd in the world and 828th in The East Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,053.51 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Primitive: 2,254thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,532ndMost Secular: 3,912thMost Influential: 4,429thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,783rdTop
Most Authoritarian: 9,167thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,904thLargest Retail Industry: 11,625thMost Conservative: 14,488th
Most Primitive: 76th in the regionMost Secular: 118th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 227th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 240th in the regionLargest Black Market: 260th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 285th in the regionMost Influential: 366th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 417th in the regionMost Cultured: 437th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 469th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 497th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 506th in the regionBest Weather: 527th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 544th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 550th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 611th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 614th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 620th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 621st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 737th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 744th in the region

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