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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,543rd Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,979th Rudest Citizens: 3,540th
The United Socialist States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
You gotta hit a phat D A B every once in a while
SupremeOverlord Joshua the Mighty
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Saphixia

Population3.971 billion

CapitalJinx
LeaderSupremeOverlord Joshua the Mighty

CurrencySaph
AnimalCock

The United Socialist States of Saphixia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by SupremeOverlord Joshua the Mighty with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed population of 3.971 billion Saphixians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jinx. The average income tax rate is 54.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saphixian economy, worth 619 trillion Saphs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,006 Saphs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign musicians that SupremeOverlord Joshua the Mighty dislikes are turned away at the border, SupremeOverlord Joshua the Mighty's new android secretary is the latest media darling, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, and it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saphixia's national animal is the Cock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saphixia is ranked 158,658th in the world and 8,197th in The North Pacific for Most Devout, with 3.43 Prayers Per Hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,543rdTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,979thRudest Citizens: 3,540thMost Influential: 4,664thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,306thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,184thMost Cultured: 6,314thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,491stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,882ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,476thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 9,024thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,926thMost Secular: 10,391stHighest Average Incomes: 11,367thLargest Retail Industry: 12,124thMost Developed: 12,311thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,733rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,067thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,163rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,543rd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 120th in the regionRudest Citizens: 202nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 212th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 262nd in the regionMost Cultured: 307th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 364th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 383rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 398th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 513th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 523rd in the regionMost Secular: 538th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 541st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 552nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 618th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 621st in the regionMost Average: 623rd in the regionMost Developed: 702nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 764th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 775th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 785th in the regionLargest Governments: 813th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 859th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 872nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Saphixia was endorsed by The Republic of Parmovand.
  • : Following new legislation in Saphixia, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
  • : Following new legislation in Saphixia, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • : Saphixia was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Idumetala.
  • : Following new legislation in Saphixia, SupremeOverlord Joshua the Mighty's new android secretary is the latest media darling.
  • : Following new legislation in Saphixia, foreign musicians that SupremeOverlord Joshua the Mighty dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Saphixia, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons.
  • : Following new legislation in Saphixia, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons.
  • : Following new legislation in Saphixia, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Saphixia, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.

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