The Principality of Sarazinis is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dalai Froggy with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.182 billion Sarazinisians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Llama. The average income tax rate is 41.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sarazinisian economy, worth 613 trillion Rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,816 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Military pistols are more secure than the national treasury, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds', and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarazinis's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tibetan Frog Worship.

Sarazinis is ranked 59,758^th in the world and 280^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.84 law-abiding acts per hour.