Population | 17.98 billion |
Capital | Poggioreale |
Leader | Comrade General Fedele Fantoccini |
Faith | Scardinoism |
Currency | florin |
Animal | squirrel |
The Benevolent Fist of Scardino is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade General Fedele Fantoccini with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.98 billion Scardinoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poggioreale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Scardinoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,771 trillion florins a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 98,507 florins, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.
Homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism, the vow 'til death do us part' is often taken as an invitation to murder, it is a silent spring in Scardino, and recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Comrade General Fedele Fantoccini's eyes only'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scardino's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Scardinoism.
Scardino is ranked 14,110th in the world and 8th in Lone Wolves United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.18 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Scardino lodged a message on the Lone Wolves United Regional Message Board.
- : Scardino ejected and banned The Rogue Nation of Russian Wagner Group from Lone Wolves United.
- : Scardino was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and Highest Economic Output.
- : Scardino lodged a message on the Lone Wolves United Regional Message Board.
- : Scardino was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Scardino was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from Meholm, infecting 1 million survivors.
- : Scardino was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from Meholm, infecting 1 million survivors.
- : Scardino was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Scardino was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Holy Black Imprium of Kingdom of heaven, infecting 569 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Scardino was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Legion of Vinitas, killing 119 million zombies.