The Russian Federation of Schestob is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Imran Zakhaev with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 16.78 billion Russians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, although Education, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth a remarkable 3,611 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 215,207 Bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 637,994 per year while the poor average 56,984, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought, recognizing the Russian flag qualifies you for citizenship, and military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Schestob's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

Schestob is ranked 293,818^th in the world and 759^th in Carcassonne for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.01 law-abiding acts per hour.