The Socialist Federal Republic of Schillikia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Velma Tomasova with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.957 billion Schillikians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schillikskov. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Schillikian economy, worth a remarkable 3,373 trillion Schillikian Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 241,681 Schillikian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The price of freedom is about half a million Schillikian Marks, the comic book series 'Velma Tomasova and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, bars are packed at all hours, and prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others. Crime is totally unknown. Schillikia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Schillikia is ranked 555^th in the world and 7^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3,414.33 Tourists Per Hour.