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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,101stMost Influential: 1,549thBest Weather: 3,738th
The Federal Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Live and let live
Fluffy Longbottom
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population16.63 billion

CapitalCruzo City
LeaderFluffy Longbottom

AnimalBearded Dragon

The Federal Republic of Schnarchi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fluffy Longbottom with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.63 billion Schnarchians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cruzo City. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Schnarchian economy, worth a remarkable 1,426 trillion Feeps a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,773 Feeps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A government program is underway to revitalize Schnarchi's beaches, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Schnarchi's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, the government is giving peace a chance, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schnarchi's national animal is the Bearded Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Schnarchi is ranked 23,343rd in the world and 1,065th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,060.54 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,101stMost Influential: 1,549thTop
Best Weather: 3,738thSafest: 4,347thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,368thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,781stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,853rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,003rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,067thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,429thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,898thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,756thMost Pacifist: 7,914thNicest Citizens: 7,994thMost Cultured: 8,179thMost Developed: 8,388thHealthiest Citizens: 8,504thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,882ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,959thLowest Crime Rates: 9,412thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,983rdSmartest Citizens: 11,122ndNudest: 11,489thTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,305thLargest Populations: 12,448thMost Efficient Economies: 23,226thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,305thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,343rd
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 218th in the regionBest Weather: 220th in the regionLargest Populations: 239th in the regionSafest: 241st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 249th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 252nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 268th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 276th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 277th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 321st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 359th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 406th in the regionMost Cultured: 417th in the regionNudest: 424th in the regionNicest Citizens: 452nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 457th in the regionMost Pacifist: 464th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 486th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 488th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 506th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 515th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 526th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 607th in the regionMost Influential: 643rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 758th in the regionMost Politically Free: 814th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 879th in the region

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