Population | 6.228 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 147 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.228 billion Second Best Pack Storage 147ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 147ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,043 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 167,609 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.
School children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's, and wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 147's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Pack Storage 147 is ranked 103,324th in the world and 1,939th in Two for Most Stationary, with 413.97371422332 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 147, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 147, human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 147, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 147, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 147, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 147, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 147, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 147, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
- : Second Best Pack Storage 147 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and the Top 5% for Largest Agricultural Sector and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 147, small shoes often wash up on the beach.