Population | 6.672 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 28 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.672 billion Second Best Puppet 28ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 28ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,317 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 197,405 cards, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.
There are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, racehorses move a lot slower these days, and the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 28's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Puppet 28 is ranked 102,989th in the world and 1,615th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.01753363972 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, racehorses move a lot slower these days.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.