The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sedge with a fair hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.877 billion Sedgistanis live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rockall. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but stagnant Sedgistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,827 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 73,480 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

The roads are virtually falling apart, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, the news is showing footage of Sedge bullying an old man to the point of tears, and parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sedgistan's national animal is the greyhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sedgistan is ranked 116,471^st in the world and 20^th in The Moon for Highest Poor Incomes, with 22,828.23 Standard Monetary Units.