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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8thMost Rebellious Youth: 22ndHighest Crime Rates: 26th
The Incorporated States of
Anarchy
Fiat iustitia et pereat mundus
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Sehlysdre

Population32.294 billion

CapitalSehlysdre City
LeaderCaoilfhinn

CurrencyThaler
AnimalTiger

The Incorporated States of Sehlysdre is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Caoilfhinn with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, vat-grown people, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 32.294 billion Sehlysdreans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sehlysdre City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Sehlysdrean economy, worth an astonishing 12,845 trillion Thalers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 397,757 Thalers, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, many friends and relatives of Caoilfhinn have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sehlysdre's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sehlysdre is ranked 15,959th in the world and 537th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,231.72 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8thMost Rebellious Youth: 22ndHighest Crime Rates: 26thMost Armed: 34thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 47thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 51stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 66thFattest Citizens: 68thMost Avoided: 122ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 153rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 178thLargest Gambling Industry: 202ndLargest Mining Sector: 205thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 218thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 232ndHighest Economic Output: 261stHighest Disposable Incomes: 261stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 309thRudest Citizens: 414thLargest Retail Industry: 476thMost Stationary: 521stHighest Average Incomes: 809thLargest Publishing Industry: 951stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,046thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,223rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,535thLargest Populations: 1,887thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,572ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,748thMost Efficient Economies: 3,009thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,119thSmartest Citizens: 3,810thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,778thLargest Black Market: 9,386thNudest: 10,437thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,813thMost Secular: 11,387thTop
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Most Influential: 12,083rdLargest Insurance Industry: 15,959thMost Politically Free: 16,144thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,716thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,400th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 54th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 56th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 57th in the regionMost Politically Free: 80th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 86th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 88th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 91st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 118th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 201st in the regionNudest: 296th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 307th in the regionLargest Black Market: 324th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 367th in the regionMost Secular: 398th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 537th in the regionMost Extreme: 688th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 734th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 736th in the regionMost Influential: 771st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, many friends and relatives of Caoilfhinn have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, the government defends a woman's right to choose.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Sehlysdre City.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, it needn't take a lot of snot and tears to fix a problem.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, school kids who pretend to drive imaginary cars get a social worker and a police observer assigned to them.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'.

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