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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,054thLargest Retail Industry: 3,185thRudest Citizens: 3,373rd
The Incorporated States of
Capitalizt
Home of the Krusty Krab.
Influence
Negotiator
D.O.U.G.L.A.S.
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Selbstmoard

Population5.112 billion

CapitalBikini Bottom
LeaderDouglas
FaithThe PC Master Race

CurrencyRTX-3090
AnimalFox

The Incorporated States of Selbstmoard is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Douglas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.112 billion Selbstmoardians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Selbstmoardian economy, worth 879 trillion RTX-3090s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 171,998 RTX-3090s, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, the government's stance on marriage is 'Let Selbstmoardians marry themselves', forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime is totally unknown. Selbstmoard's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The PC Master Race.

Selbstmoard is ranked 12,739th in the world and 2nd in Gruccigangia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,895.44 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,054thLargest Retail Industry: 3,185thRudest Citizens: 3,373rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,894thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,043rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,775thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,552ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,660thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,156thHighest Average Incomes: 10,176thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,067thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,327thMost Inclusive: 11,643rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 12,739thMost Pacifist: 15,164thBest Weather: 15,266thMost Developed: 15,577thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,446thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,892ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,325thSmartest Citizens: 17,375thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,369thHighest Economic Output: 21,249thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,850thLargest Governments: 23,568thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,973rdLongest Average Lifespans: 24,233rd
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Selbstmoard lodged a message on the Gruccigangia Regional Message Board.
  • : Selbstmoard's influence in Gruccigangia rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Following new legislation in Selbstmoard, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in Selbstmoard, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
  • : Following new legislation in Selbstmoard, the government's stance on marriage is 'Let Selbstmoardians marry themselves'.
  • : Selbstmoard was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Following new legislation in Selbstmoard, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips.
  • : Selbstmoard lodged a message on the Gruccigangia Regional Message Board.
  • : Selbstmoard's influence in Gruccigangia fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Selbstmoard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

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