The Reich of Sephodallan is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 505 million Sephodallanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centrograd. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Sephodallanian economy, worth 49.2 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 97,522 Reichsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corrective labour camps either end political dissent or kill the dissenters, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sephodallan's national animal is the Eagle.

Sephodallan is ranked 65,686^th in the world and 3,196^th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 1.34 Bank.