The Free Land of Septembuary is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.848 billion Septembuaryians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The strong Septembuaryian economy, worth 300 trillion toilet papers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 61,951 toilet papers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 399,281 per year while the poor average 3,883, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Septembuary's national animal is the seabear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Septembuary is ranked 289,760^th in the world and 155^th in Cape of Good Hope for Lowest Crime Rates, with 32.15 law-abiding acts per hour.