The Federation of Serfvarden is a massive, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.93 billion Serfvardenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serfvarden City. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Serfvardenian economy, worth 228 trillion units a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 118,303 units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Serfvarden, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, and class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serfvarden's national animal is the creature, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Serfvarden is ranked 5,689^th in the world and 175^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,786.13 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.