The Federation of Seri Tai Republic is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Tahn Punum Ben with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.127 billion Honorary Tai Citizens enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seri Siri Manangkhasila. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tai economy, worth 613 trillion Seri Baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 196,155 Seri Baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Seri Tai Republic flights to avoid the pay lavatories, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seri Tai Republic's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is One truth.

Seri Tai Republic is ranked 70,230^th in the world and 2,780^th in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,826.89 on the Hickory Productivity Index.