The Federation of Seri Tai Republic is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tahn Punum Ben with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.132 billion Honorary Tai Citizens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seri Siri Manangkhasila. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Tai economy, worth 883 trillion Seri Baht a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 213,849 Seri Baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rumor has it that Tahn Punum Ben has won three lotteries in a row, Seri Tai Republic's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Seri Siri Manangkhasila" has been described as a real blow for entertainment, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seri Tai Republic's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is One truth.

Seri Tai Republic is ranked 5,638^th in the world and 186^th in The East Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 147.37 Cheeks Turned Per Day.