The Confederacy of Seri Tai Republic is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 468 million Tai Republicans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viangkok. The average income tax rate is 62.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tai Republican economy, worth 55.4 trillion seri baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,409 seri baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers', and genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seri Tai Republic's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Seri Tai Republic is ranked 142,233^rd in the world and 5,574^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -24.79 on the Hayek Index.