The Lunacy of Servants of Gizmo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Gizmo with an iron fist, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.894 billion Servants are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gizmo City. The average income tax rate is 51.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Servant economy, worth a remarkable 2,549 trillion Cat Treats a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 197,718 Cat Treats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Servants of Gizmo's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult Of The Cat.

Servants of Gizmo is ranked 982^nd in the world and 25^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 154.9 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.