by Max Barry

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Best Weather: 113thMost Beautiful Environments: 153rdHealthiest Citizens: 206th
The Lunacy of
Democratic Socialists
Reality is merely an illusion
Lord Gizmo
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Servants of Gizmo

Population13.393 billion

CapitalGizmo City
LeaderLord Gizmo
FaithCult Of The Cat

CurrencyCat Treat

The Lunacy of Servants of Gizmo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Gizmo with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed population of 13.393 billion Servants are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gizmo City. The average income tax rate is 5.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Servant economy, worth a remarkable 2,530 trillion Cat Treats a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,959 Cat Treats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, organ donation is compulsory, they say that Lord Gizmo's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia, and textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Servants of Gizmo's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult Of The Cat.

Servants of Gizmo is ranked 6,002nd in the world and 168th in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 125,868.77 Standard Monetary Units.

Best Weather: 113thMost Beautiful Environments: 153rdHealthiest Citizens: 206thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 226thMost Developed: 254thMost Secular: 273rdLongest Average Lifespans: 285thMost Inclusive: 617thSmartest Citizens: 925thMost Cultured: 983rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,151stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,574thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,701stMost Influential: 1,816thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,954thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,113thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,044thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,992ndMost Stationary: 5,294thHighest Economic Output: 5,590thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,002ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,801stHighest Average Incomes: 7,374thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,329thMost Pacifist: 10,515thSafest: 10,953rdTop
Largest Governments: 14,672ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,064thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,238thMost Efficient Economies: 16,807thLargest Populations: 17,682ndMost Corrupt Governments: 20,907th
Best Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 38th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 42nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 59th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 60th in the regionMost Influential: 83rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 89th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 90th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 93rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 133rd in the regionLargest Populations: 142nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 166th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 168th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 182nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 304th in the regionSafest: 367th in the regionMost Pacifist: 381st in the regionLargest Governments: 394th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 449th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 451st in the regionRudest Citizens: 456th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 495th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 625th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 698th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, they say that Lord Gizmo's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
  • : Servants of Gizmo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, there's never enough space in space.
  • : Servants of Gizmo voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Land of Kings and Emperors".
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 130 » Pakitsk, VW53Aland, La xinga, H-Zhena, BearStackof2015, Ridann, Joundia, Republic of Berzerkistan, The Empire of Rijelv, Brotherland, Talitoa, Imperial Akatsuki, A Slanted Black Stripe, Plazland, The Death Syndicate, Libertanny, Narinoland, Wiranath, Mundiferrum, ReeK, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Drunken Seal Islands, Kublam, Bakaworld, Matdor, United China Nation, Headpat Central, New Birblands, Adolanta, CopyCato, Squid Ruinosa, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, British Calradia, Kaigi, Euricanis, Lanagon, Roliganistan, Axdel, Trimmania, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Propwash, Bullpups, Lyontisia, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Enlil, Dragonia, Goodnamesarerare, Dark Edgyness, Kangarawa, Socialist Holy American Empire, and 80 others.Slys Paws, Grossvietnam, Elejamie, Unger under over, Osterreich und Ungarn, Adavan, Eagas, Sen Jast, Bai Lung, Wanabe, Marrabuk, East Malaysia, Taurora, Wizardonia, Chubaka, Rhealaliit, Dragons Blood, Tawuse, Kampf Empire, Kyrloth, The Militarius Imperium, Am Echad, Under Sea Desert, Iodinia, Evrigenis, Rainbow Vests, Liberstankonia, Rage Mage, Zukchiva, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Tretrid, Freedomindia, Schrebia, Ripsylvania, Distro-Spartica, Blobbo, Lingu, Greater New Cassandra, The Three States of Fortuna, Staynes, The Eternal Land of Jong, Yossito II, Raunch, Mays Austrian Nation, Khadah, 3 14159265358979323846264, Dreamersistan, Belora Gyles, Merlovich, Bynzich, Hexyia, Seri Tai Republic, Sovietsoyuz, Chria Deau, North Insomnia, A mean old man, Centrical Union, Pastellene, BuciLand, Santa Dystopia, Kagorg Bra Corna, Survivoristan, Chriona, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Nevertopia, Stellar Colonies, Technocratic Tagalog, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Ephem, Eternal Progress, Modra, New Leganes, Oofery, Kavanos, Horn of Havenkaap, Castle Federation, Layngderfleethe, Yelkinam, Rawdank, and Flying Snow.

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