by Max Barry

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Best Weather: 128th Most Beautiful Environments: 167th Most Developed: 213th
The Lunacy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Reality is merely an illusion
Lord Gizmo
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Servants of Gizmo

Population10.463 billion

CapitalGizmo City
LeaderLord Gizmo
FaithCult Of The Cat

CurrencyCat Treat

The Lunacy of Servants of Gizmo is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Gizmo with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed population of 10.463 billion Servants have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gizmo City. The average income tax rate is 84.0%.

The frighteningly efficient a Servant economy, worth a remarkable 2,144 trillion Cat Treats a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,913 Cat Treats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, going on a diet invalidates your passport, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Servants of Gizmo's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult Of The Cat.

Servants of Gizmo is ranked 1,237th in the world and 26th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 99.09 Atheism Rate.

Best Weather: 128thMost Beautiful Environments: 167thMost Developed: 213thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 225thLongest Average Lifespans: 261stHealthiest Citizens: 315thMost Inclusive: 643rdMost Cultured: 1,055thSmartest Citizens: 1,098thLowest Crime Rates: 1,116thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,224thMost Secular: 1,237thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,323rdSafest: 1,379thMost Influential: 1,640thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,394thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,011thMost Efficient Economies: 3,946thLargest Governments: 4,132ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,033rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,208thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,310thHighest Average Incomes: 5,317thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,323rdHighest Economic Output: 5,430thMost Stationary: 6,069thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,009thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,567thRudest Citizens: 9,697thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,661stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,926thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,900thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,962ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,111th
Best Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionMost Secular: 26th in the regionSafest: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 69th in the regionMost Pacifist: 71st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 75th in the regionMost Influential: 78th in the regionLargest Governments: 88th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 99th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 102nd in the regionMost Stationary: 112th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 118th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 140th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 160th in the regionLargest Populations: 162nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 202nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 203rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 244th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 249th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 310th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 334th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 348th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 626th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, police nightsticks see use all day long.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 127 » Blazing Samaritan, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Todd McCloud, Kangarawa, Bachtendekuppen, Freedom Fascists, Davinhia, Roissyland, New Leganes, TethehAlla, Aelitia, Dremaur, Brotherland, Adolanta, Survivoristan, Arkantis, The Romanum Legio, Asendavia, Artimisiare, Ribanzi, ReeK, Harapan, Axdel, Xhaco, Wendelandia, H-Zhena, Am Echad, Euricanis, Kucia, Sicilla, CopyCato, Greater New Islew, Ardenaea, Amjedia, Sansangra, Riveraland, Galve, Wiranath, Endertopias, Danesopia, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Agonya, Izonno, Kampf Empire, The Sacred Whale, Fedele, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, Ver Norge, and 77 others.VW53Aland, Bacon Land, Broengtopia, Someseni, Ravendi, Blobbo, British Calradia, Hizuru, Dreshand, Wizardonia, Verketa, Dark Edgyness, Arcanama, Grand Rheinland, Soirwren, Merlovich, Republic of Berzerkistan, Thyaclinia, The Happian Union, Aristortia, Tim Stark, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Lobos, New Taranaki, Davelands, Yumaka, Ridann, Marrico, Neruch, Shantan, Solarfall, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Osterreich und Ungarn, Tshana, Propwash, Floofle Poofs, Bullpups, The Angel of Charity, United China Nation, Superior Indonesia, Babcocia, Roliganistan, Indovinesia, Gratefuland, The Holy Utopian Republic, BearStackof2015, Rhealaliit, Janoobi Jazair, Mariarty, Kilkire, Just Vale 2, Stellar Colonies, TheRuthenians, Thompstein, America Mjolnir, Xobalon, Abadong, Valdwall, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Zang0, The United Asian Republics, Guthra, Justice-Becoming, VoyKovie, Kingdom of Pars, Pakitsk, Aleister, The Quarrymen, ArenaC, Greater Felter, Funkadelia, Headpat Central, Abtracnt, SloveStates, Way Flufff, The United Neo American Union, and Quark Unit.

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