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Most Authoritarian: 1,171stMost Extreme: 3,268thMost Conservative: 3,746th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Oh yeah that facial hair's good
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Sexy Caveman Chads

Population8.041 billion

Currencyegrger
Animalergerg

The Republic of Sexy Caveman Chads is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 8.041 billion Sexy Caveman Chadsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 47.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Sexy Caveman Chadsian economy, worth 72.8 trillion egrgers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,049 egrgers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sexy Caveman Chads's national animal is the ergerg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sexy Caveman Chads is ranked 29,858th in the world and 415th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,357.6773949748 days.

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Most Authoritarian: 1,171stTop
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Most Extreme: 3,268thMost Conservative: 3,746thMost Income Equality: 5,211thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,369thTop
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Most Pacifist: 23,783rd
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Most Authoritarian: 17th in the regionMost Extreme: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 101st in the regionMost Income Equality: 107th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 175th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 415th in the region

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