The Player By The Name of SherpDaWerp is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dorian Pierre with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.973 billion SherpDaWerpians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyran Primus. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient SherpDaWerpian economy, worth a remarkable 2,871 trillion Nuyеns a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 287,911 Nuyеns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Dorian Pierre's wardrobe, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant SherpDaWerpians, and strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices. Crime is totally unknown. SherpDaWerp's national animal is the Rakshasa, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SherpDaWerp is ranked 5,048^th in the world and 3^rd in Glass Gallows for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 7,843.94 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.