by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 881stMost Influential: 2,381stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,854th
The Insanity of
Moralistic Democracy
poggers in the chat
The Yeetmaster Supreme
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population803 million

LeaderThe Yeetmaster Supreme

AnimalSimadoan Eagle

The Insanity of Simadoa is a huge, safe nation, ruled by The Yeetmaster Supreme with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 803 million Simadoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manasisma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Simadoan economy, worth 78.4 trillion Dalans a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 97,590 Dalans, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,272 per year while the poor average 26,488, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', several inches are being added to first class seating, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simadoa's national animal is the Simadoan Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Simadoa is ranked 33,089th in the world and 1,490th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,653.96 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 881stMost Influential: 2,381stTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,854thMost Armed: 8,147thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,803rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,255thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,927thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,237thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,271stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,886thHealthiest Citizens: 14,918thMost Inclusive: 19,026thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,742ndMost Secular: 21,177thMost Conservative: 21,863rdMost Subsidized Industry: 22,070thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,391stMost Cultured: 22,706th
Most Armed: 312th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 441st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 454th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 456th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 494th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 599th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 614th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 702nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 704th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 765th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 835th in the regionMost Influential: 836th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 957th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 971st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Simadoa was endorsed by The Republic of Tsandonown.
  • : Simadoa was endorsed by The Democratic States of Britle.
  • : Simadoa was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Seanat.
  • : Simadoa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
  • : Simadoa lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 209 » Territorio di Nessuno, Potatolandium, Shibutani, Aerilia, Koda-Land, Navsland, Cretox State, Lulubellia, East Akra, Great Bights Mum, Empy, Yaorozu, The Tampa Bay Rays, Brucklania, Kragsgale, Bankowiata, Orado, Omnistria, Pytong, Andexia, Loutsland, Kazoo Basin, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Dreadton, Hamerica, The Rhein States, Guer Aike, Dar es Saalam, Former English Colony, Kocherian, North Bratislava, Corfad, Newpromisedland, Selfgradatude, Kranostav, Zzozona, Hardscrabble, Notyoutopia, The Pantheons, Slyakanya, Siwale, Odelinor, WeKnow, New Lakemba, Valentine Z, Illusia and Neverendia, Votak Matim, Fauzjhia, Interdimensional Zone, Pasargad, and 159 others.Sundred, Ravendi, Frances Francis the First of France, Draconian Progression, Seenvorland, Nodnarb, Imperial Pieserged, Sunto, Yellops, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Daiz, Sevinland, Xipher, Heilhum Imperius, Tvers, Sikol, Climeria, Maclare, Joodey, Wineclaw, Seijitsu, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Republica Guilleana, Solphine, Animu Place, Vyata Temor, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Caladann, Dicko, Soviet Terran, Manticore utopia, Malta Comino Gozo, Azzarel, Colfes, Ilisseia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Kwaj, 1 very fast endotarter, Alice Gardens, Walter Jackson, Lemonbiscuits, Blyskalia, Cloydicia, Sil Dorsett, Port Naga, Ethnon, Western Vapia, Holy Oranz, The Iron Lions, Godwanna, Svenskskit, Libertania Democratica, Strongwill, The Serdey Islands, Bharathvarsh, Wisconsota, U S Eh, Galbadiana, His Enduring Majesty, Yokciq Empire, Xagill, Pallaith, Star Kingdom, Xentherida, Maratabat, Dabarastan, Hyphen, Nordic-British Union, Nalver And, Runeda, A Salmon Named Harold, Wilkshire, Planes, Moneyflows, Darkmondoria, El Fiji Grande, Super Girl, Madjack, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Volstokn, Simone Republic, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Gondwanaia, Sachi, The Endless Eventide, McMasterdonia, Moubarakistan, Chips and Guac, Barabolia, Dopeland420, Wooleystan, Vesteysia, BrightFutures, SORT, The Austro Germanic Union, Panama Coalition, Cinnibar, Humptalumpta, Advancia-Sizzletown, The Tree States, Deseret-Moronia, The Windmilluminati, David Davidson, Mon Island, Aeolist, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Obelias, Felpolandia, Landfinia, Intion North, United States of Medford, Free Culture, Folenz, Solcius, North Armatas, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Central Ryal, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Katuda, Wellandy, Clan Spaniel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Travislavania, Dacian Freelands, Figyjharli, Free Salvation, Miamington, Maott, Sanjurika, Svenskan, Wapistan, Trumpski, Dangine, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Cowbridge, Kromi, Shotokonia, Tyirza, Xyrron, Galaician Empire, Uzbek Khan, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, BTProductions, Steampunk Ariel, Venicea, Qurtuba, Alexander the Magnus, Religioncord, Siberian Workforce, Korean-Joseon, Seanat, Britle, and Tsandonown.

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