The Insanity of Simadoa is a huge, safe nation, ruled by The Yeetmaster Supreme with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 803 million Simadoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manasisma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Simadoan economy, worth 78.4 trillion Dalans a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 97,590 Dalans, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,272 per year while the poor average 26,488, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', several inches are being added to first class seating, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simadoa's national animal is the Simadoan Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Simadoa is ranked 33,089^th in the world and 1,490^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,653.96 on the Societal Mobility Rating.