Population | 803 million |
Capital | Manasisma |
Leader | The Yeetmaster Supreme |
Currency | Dalan |
Animal | Simadoan Eagle |
The Insanity of Simadoa is a huge, safe nation, ruled by The Yeetmaster Supreme with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 803 million Simadoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manasisma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Simadoan economy, worth 78.4 trillion Dalans a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 97,590 Dalans, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,272 per year while the poor average 26,488, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.
Pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', several inches are being added to first class seating, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simadoa's national animal is the Simadoan Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Simadoa is ranked 33,089th in the world and 1,490th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,653.96 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Simadoa was endorsed by
The Republic of Tsandonown.
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Simadoa was endorsed by
The Democratic States of Britle.
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Simadoa was endorsed by
The Federal Republic of Seanat.
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Simadoa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
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Simadoa lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Simadoa, interest in globalism never flags.
- : Following new legislation in
Simadoa, several inches are being added to first class seating.
- : Following new legislation in
Simadoa, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
- : Following new legislation in
Simadoa, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts.
- : Following new legislation in
Simadoa, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
World Assembly
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