by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 850thMost Influential: 1,593rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,289th
The Insanity of
Moralistic Democracy
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The Yeetmaster Supreme
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.228 billion

LeaderThe Yeetmaster Supreme

AnimalSimadoan Eagle

The Insanity of Simadoa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Yeetmaster Supreme with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.228 billion Simadoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manasisma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Simadoan economy, worth 127 trillion Dalans a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 103,550 Dalans, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simadoa's national animal is the Simadoan Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Stupidity.

Simadoa is ranked 139,095th in the world and 3,054th in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 1.23 billion Capita.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 850thMost Influential: 1,593rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,289thMost Armed: 8,206thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,542ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,558thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,295thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,570thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,522ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,467thMost Inclusive: 18,619thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,064thHealthiest Citizens: 19,575thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,768thMost Efficient Economies: 23,287thMost Cultured: 23,471stMost Corrupt Governments: 23,585th
Most Armed: 297th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 449th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 453rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 465th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 558th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 561st in the regionMost Influential: 644th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 645th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 684th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 858th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 905th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Simadoa was endorsed by The Empire of Teothopia.
  • : Simadoa was endorsed by The Republic of AmManies.
  • : Simadoa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Simadoa was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Jaxikistan.
  • : Simadoa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 209 » Territorio di Nessuno, Potatolandium, Shibutani, Aerilia, Koda-Land, Cretox State, Lulubellia, East Akra, Great Bights Mum, Empy, Yaorozu, The Tampa Bay Rays, Brucklania, Kragsgale, Bankowiata, Orado, Omnistria, Pytong, Loutsland, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Dreadton, Hamerica, The Rhein States, Guer Aike, Dar es Saalam, Former English Colony, North Bratislava, Corfad, Newpromisedland, Selfgradatude, Kranostav, Zzozona, Hardscrabble, Notyoutopia, The Pantheons, Slyakanya, Siwale, Odelinor, WeKnow, New Lakemba, Valentine Z, Illusia and Neverendia, Votak Matim, Pasargad, Ravendi, Frances Francis the First of France, Draconian Progression, Seenvorland, Nodnarb, Imperial Pieserged, and 159 others.Sunto, Yellops, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Daiz, Sevinland, Xipher, Heilhum Imperius, Tvers, Sikol, Climeria, Joodey, Wineclaw, Seijitsu, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Republica Guilleana, Solphine, Animu Place, Vyata Temor, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Dicko, Soviet Terran, Manticore utopia, Malta Comino Gozo, Azzarel, Ilisseia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Kwaj, 1 very fast endotarter, Alice Gardens, Walter Jackson, Lemonbiscuits, Blyskalia, Cloydicia, Sil Dorsett, Ethnon, Western Vapia, Holy Oranz, The Iron Lions, Godwanna, Svenskskit, Libertania Democratica, Strongwill, The Serdey Islands, Bharathvarsh, Wisconsota, Galbadiana, His Enduring Majesty, Yokciq Empire, Xagill, Pallaith, Star Kingdom, Xentherida, Nordic-British Union, Runeda, A Salmon Named Harold, Wilkshire, Planes, Darkmondoria, El Fiji Grande, Super Girl, Madjack, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Volstokn, Simone Republic, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Gondwanaia, Sachi, The Endless Eventide, McMasterdonia, Moubarakistan, Chips and Guac, Wooleystan, Vesteysia, BrightFutures, SORT, The Austro Germanic Union, Panama Coalition, Cinnibar, Humptalumpta, Advancia-Sizzletown, The Tree States, Deseret-Moronia, The Windmilluminati, David Davidson, Mon Island, Aeolist, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Obelias, Felpolandia, Intion North, United States of Medford, Free Culture, Folenz, Solcius, North Armatas, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Central Ryal, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Katuda, Clan Spaniel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Travislavania, Dacian Freelands, Figyjharli, Miamington, Maott, Svenskan, Wapistan, Dangine, Siforpeo, Cowbridge, Kromi, Shotokonia, Tyirza, Xyrron, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, Steampunk Ariel, Qurtuba, Korean-Joseon, Seanat, Britle, Tsandonown, Ellbonnia, Defense For The World Assembly, Libvillia, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Card Kingdom, Merconitonitopia, Kastonvia, Novremia, Bearical, Venicea, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Nova Arcania, Rising Sakura, Outer Shenendoah, Lionia, Capablanca, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, The Calabash Protectorate, Sahriastan, The Blazeland Administration, Tibus Heth, Nimarya, Pazair, Que Lukustinardon, New Celoveniortan, Praeceps, Palgo, Dabarastan, Jaxikistan, AmManies, and Teothopia.

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