The Insanity of Simadoa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Yeetmaster Supreme with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.228 billion Simadoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manasisma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Simadoan economy, worth 127 trillion Dalans a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 103,550 Dalans, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simadoa's national animal is the Simadoan Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Stupidity.

Simadoa is ranked 139,095^th in the world and 3,054^th in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 1.23 billion Capita.