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Safest: 2,051stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,301stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,402nd
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Cogito Ergo Sum
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

SirHardHead

Population19.762 billion

CapitalSmiles
LeaderLeader

Currencydollar
AnimalDonkey

The Kingdom of SirHardHead is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.762 billion SirHardHeadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smiles. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient SirHardHeadist economy, worth a remarkable 3,000 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,829 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against SirHardHeadist ambassadors, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SirHardHead's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SirHardHead is ranked 149,308th in the world and 2,978th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 163.8848951136 days.

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Safest: 2,051stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,301stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,402ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,429thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,900thTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,083rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,148thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,412thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,466thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,547thMost Developed: 3,674thBest Weather: 4,108thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,119thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,170thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,400thLargest Governments: 4,860thHighest Food Quality: 4,919thLowest Crime Rates: 4,925thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,929thMost Cultured: 5,171stHealthiest Citizens: 5,197thSmartest Citizens: 5,697thMost Inclusive: 5,710thHighest Economic Output: 7,269thNicest Citizens: 7,862ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,717thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,232ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,881stTop
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,446thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,700thLargest Populations: 16,826thHighest Average Incomes: 21,594thMost Efficient Economies: 22,456thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,098thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,373rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,990thMost Income Equality: 27,841st
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 77th in the regionSafest: 82nd in the regionTop
5%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 105th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 123rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 132nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 133rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 151st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 155th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 161st in the regionMost Developed: 163rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 169th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 177th in the regionBest Weather: 189th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 205th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 217th in the regionLargest Governments: 219th in the regionMost Inclusive: 231st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 237th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 247th in the regionMost Cultured: 249th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 252nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 259th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 390th in the regionNicest Citizens: 401st in the regionLargest Populations: 450th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 459th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 492nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 588th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 777th in the regionMost Income Equality: 917th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,027th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : SirHardHead's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
  • : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort.
  • : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against SirHardHeadist ambassadors.

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