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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 992ndFattest Citizens: 995th
The Colony of
Capitalist Paradise
We Like To Party
Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Six Flags

Population10.678 billion

CapitalPizza
LeaderMr Pizza
FaithPizzaology

CurrencyFlag
AnimalThe Mascot

The Colony of Six Flags is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Pizza with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.678 billion Six Flagains are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizza. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Six Flagsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,104 trillion Flags a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 103,461 Flags, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 706,281 per year while the poor average 5,490, a ratio of 128 to 1.

Schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, corporations feel proud all year round, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, and chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Six Flagsian restaurants. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Six Flags's national animal is the The Mascot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pizzaology.

Six Flags is ranked 161,752nd in the world and 6th in The Parking Lot for Most Stationary, with 121.3321792918 days.

Top
1%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 992ndFattest Citizens: 995thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,980thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,584thTop
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 3,015thMost Avoided: 3,225thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,873rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,176thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,419thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,826thRudest Citizens: 7,478thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,376thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,850thMost Primitive: 9,328thTop
10%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 15,141stLargest Insurance Industry: 22,022ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,490thHighest Economic Output: 26,451stMost Efficient Economies: 26,876thMost Pro-Market: 27,046th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Six Flags's influence in The Parking Lot rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Following new legislation in Six Flags, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Six Flagsian restaurants.
  • : Six Flags was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Six Flags was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Six Flags's influence in The Parking Lot rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Six Flags was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Six Flags's influence in The Parking Lot fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Six Flags's influence in The Parking Lot rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Following new legislation in Six Flags, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first.
  • : Six Flags's influence in The Parking Lot fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".

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