by Max Barry

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Most Stationary: 2,830thLargest Populations: 11,721stMost Income Equality: 24,117th
The Woodhouse Sanctum of
Democratic Socialists
Skin on skin, let the love begin
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Below Average

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SJI

Population22.797 billion

Currency$$
AnimalDolly Varden

The Woodhouse Sanctum of SJI is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 22.797 billion SJIians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, although Environment, Defense, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient SJIian economy, worth 894 trillion $$s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,238 $$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SJI's national animal is the Dolly Varden, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SJI is ranked 2,830th in the world and 1st in San Juan Islands for Most Stationary, with 3,832.7058804 days.

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Most Stationary: 2,830thTop
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Largest Populations: 11,721stTop
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Most Income Equality: 24,117th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : SJI was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : SJI was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : SJI was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : SJI was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : SJI was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : SJI was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : SJI was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in SJI, the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in SJI, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in SJI, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.

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