The County of Skamania is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning salmon population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.429 billion Skamanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stevenson. The average income tax rate is 36.9%.

The strong Skamanian economy, worth 573 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 34,936 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is compulsory, Skamania has designated Stevenson as its capital city, a major religion has been named as Skamania's national religion, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Skamania in an international press conference. Crime is moderate. Skamania's national animal is the salmon.

Skamania is ranked 167,483^rd in the world and 1^st in County for Nudest, with 117 cheeks per square mile.