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Highest Crime Rates: 3,408thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,472ndMost Avoided: 5,312th
The Long and Winding Road of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Keep on Truckin'
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Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
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SkodaTruck Drivers

Population25.299 billion

CapitalMotor City

CurrencyDa
AnimalSko

The Long and Winding Road of SkodaTruck Drivers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 25.299 billion SkodaTruck Driversians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Motor City. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming SkodaTruck Driversian economy, worth a remarkable 1,405 trillion Das a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,537 Das, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, and the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. SkodaTruck Drivers's national animal is the Sko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SkodaTruck Drivers is ranked 293,744th in the world and 8th in Useless for Most Stationary, with 1.44265879892 days.

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Highest Crime Rates: 3,408thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,472ndMost Avoided: 5,312thLargest Populations: 7,723rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,726thMost Cultured: 10,122ndLargest Black Market: 10,151stLargest Publishing Industry: 13,776thMost Pacifist: 13,834thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 16,902ndHighest Economic Output: 19,355thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,614thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,399thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,479thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,055thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,943rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28,141st
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the region

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