by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,916thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,977thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,059th
The New Order of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Slagenseter Forn shall rise back to prominence!
Ubenfaum Helglutinux
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Slagenseter Forn

Population4.068 billion

CapitalNew Haelger
LeaderUbenfaum Helglutinux

AnimalSlagenseterian Skak Hawk

The New Order of Slagenseter Forn is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ubenfaum Helglutinux with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.068 billion Slagenseterians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Haelger. The average income tax rate is 90.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Slagenseterian economy, worth 601 trillion Delares a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,756 Delares, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Small shoes often wash up on the beach, ghost regiments exist only on paper, the government has enacted freedom of information, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slagenseter Forn's national animal is the Slagenseterian Skak Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Slagenseter Forn is ranked 154,784th in the world and 6,589th in The East Pacific for Most Average, scoring 22.2 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,916thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,977thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,059thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,199thLowest Crime Rates: 5,541stMost Conservative: 6,397thSafest: 6,420thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,342ndMost Secular: 7,500thLargest Governments: 7,791stHealthiest Citizens: 7,949thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,970thMost Authoritarian: 8,865thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,062ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,077thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,074thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,788thMost Developed: 10,792ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,577thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,976thHighest Average Incomes: 13,635thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,628thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,704thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,557thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,714thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,671st
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 55th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 63rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 93rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 134th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 177th in the regionSafest: 180th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 186th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 187th in the regionLargest Governments: 190th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 224th in the regionMost Secular: 232nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 254th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 260th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 260th in the regionMost Developed: 300th in the regionMost Conservative: 301st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 312th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 327th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 332nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 361st in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 396th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 396th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 420th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 440th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 454th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 480th in the regionLargest Populations: 483rd in the regionMost Stationary: 507th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 578th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 588th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 604th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 717th in the region

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