The Democratic Republic of Slavelandeia is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 443 million Slavelandeians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 31.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Slavelandeian economy, worth 19.2 trillion monopoly monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 43,441 monopoly monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, teenagers sit around on their butts all day, Slavelandeia has designated Slavelandeia City as its capital city, and super-powered zombies parade through the streets of Slavelandeia City. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavelandeia's national animal is the quarn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Slavelandeia is ranked 116,540^th in the world and 2,558^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 323 billion Standard Monetary Units.