by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 3,653rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,071stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,329th
The Church of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Twirling Toward Freedom
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population4.374 billion

LeaderThe great Dong


The Church of Slongs is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The great Dong with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.374 billion Slongsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kongo. The average income tax rate is 55.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Slongsian economy, worth 400 trillion marks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,458 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Colonial subjects have Slongsian culture shoved down their throats, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Slongsian roads, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, and rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slongs's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bellringing.

Slongs is ranked 16,634th in the world and 716th in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,672.89 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 3,653rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,071stTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,329thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,739thLargest Black Market: 16,508thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,634thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,871stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,467th
Most Influential: 242nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 267th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 369th in the regionLargest Black Market: 391st in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 420th in the regionMost Stationary: 429th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 509th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 564th in the regionMost Cultured: 589th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 613th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 625th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 625th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 662nd in the regionBest Weather: 683rd in the regionLargest Populations: 697th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 702nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 716th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 777th in the region

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