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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,987thMost Conservative: 5,902ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,346th
The Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Long live Sloveinia
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Sloveinia

Population117 million

CurrencySlovik
AnimalBear

The Federation of Sloveinia is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 117 million Sloveinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 37.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sloveinian economy, worth 5.55 trillion Sloviks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 47,434 Sloviks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sloveinia's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sloveinia is ranked 1,987th in the world and 1st in Empires Forever United for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 15,041.97 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,987thTop
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Most Conservative: 5,902ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,346thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 23,414thMost Pacifist: 26,928thSafest: 29,719th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sloveinia's influence in Empires Forever United rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Sloveinia, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense.
  • : Following new legislation in Sloveinia, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in Sloveinia, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
  • : Following new legislation in Sloveinia, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses.
  • : Sloveinia's influence in Empires Forever United rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Sloveinia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest and Most Pacifist.
  • : Sloveinia's influence in Empires Forever United rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Sloveinia, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
  • : Following new legislation in Sloveinia, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.

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