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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 809thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,512thMost Influential: 1,690th
The Socialist Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
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Slyakanya

Population7.576 billion

CapitalRostov
LeaderAleksandr Vovkov

CurrencyAkcha
AnimalBrown Bear

The Socialist Federal Republic of Slyakanya is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Aleksandr Vovkov with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.576 billion Slyakanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rostov. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Slyakanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,014 trillion Akchas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 133,908 Akchas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Slyakanya's radio stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slyakanya's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slyakanya is ranked 12,137th in the world and 525th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.27 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 809thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,512thMost Influential: 1,690thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,144thMost Inclusive: 2,989thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,991stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,055thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 3,196thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,268thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,342ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,566thBest Weather: 3,714thMost Pacifist: 3,853rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,985thHighest Food Quality: 4,765thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,553rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,782ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,840thSafest: 6,466thMost Developed: 7,061stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,405thLargest Governments: 8,229thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,332ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,976thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,289thSmartest Citizens: 9,682ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,554thMost Secular: 10,662ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,772ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,137thMost Efficient Economies: 12,532ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,047thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,230thMost Cultured: 17,428thMost Income Equality: 21,087thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,991stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,267thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,658thHighest Average Incomes: 28,880thHighest Economic Output: 29,421stHighest Drug Use: 29,738th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 66th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 98th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 99th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 131st in the regionMost Inclusive: 160th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 163rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 166th in the regionNicest Citizens: 170th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 179th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 202nd in the regionBest Weather: 212th in the regionMost Pacifist: 212th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 242nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 246th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 247th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 250th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 268th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 268th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 281st in the regionMost Secular: 343rd in the regionSafest: 345th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 361st in the regionLargest Governments: 374th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 396th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 412th in the regionMost Influential: 415th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 421st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 439th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 471st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 480th in the regionNudest: 499th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 499th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 525th in the regionMost Income Equality: 578th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 679th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 689th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 177 » Wisconsota, Xagill, Koda-Land, Former English Colony, Omnistria, Shibutani, The Rhein States, Ethnon, Hellsinky, Dreadton, Bankowiata, Great Bights Mum, Advancia-Sizzletown, Frances Francis the First of France, North Bratislava, Kranostav, Loutsland, Joodey, The Jerichowan Country, Kwaj, Siwale, Sil Dorsett, Corfad, Wilkshire, Votak Matim, AmManies, Merconitonitopia, Empy, Unshleepd, Sikol, Holy Marcus Empire, Wineclaw, Intelbrazia, Parpyduckland, Maott, Pasargad, Pazair, Yukti, KAP03land, Cobolica, Bornodia, Pallaith, Xentherida, Vincone Cae, The Arverni Lands, Regallio, Bagojo, Inspiratus, GPT-3, Varisland, and 127 others.Gurou, PotatoFarmers, Filibustra, Omicron Persei V111, Oannia, Zyvetskistaahn, Simone Republic, Sechiole, Antiyard, The Austro Germanic Union, Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Tsandonown, New Trisone, New-Ferytland, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Harjad, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Arucaria, Ellbonnia, IHateRights, Blyskalia, Esperonia, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Khoik, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Atrito, Southern Moosetopia, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Austro-Bavarian States, Marlducro, Catalis, Jeltronian WA Mission, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, TamilPesum, Ishtimbine, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New Atlantico, Laurendon, Kaschovia, Nationeer, Valentine Z, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Bedsonya, Notyoutopia, Rex Republic, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Federation of Vanguard, Inclement Space, Petronellania, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Lionsroar, Bodhisva, Vertigoism, Kingdom of Time, Sindoesia, Roman Empire August, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Aerilia, Republiqueducroissant, Zandos, Eurocom, Dodos Revenge, Neptunian Military Administration, Mystiquelle, Alogiada, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Segesta, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Furballland, Luminerra, Arostica, Verderiesdre, McMasterdonia, New Chiken, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Zelenaya Dolina, Fragrancia, Ereena, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST cat, Germanic Cat, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Nistriabar, Altivia, Nu Elysium, and Aoncarpa.

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