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Safest: 133rd Most Pacifist: 156th Lowest Crime Rates: 235th
The Scritchy Furpile of
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Slys Paws

Population23.701 billion



The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 23.701 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,333 trillion champies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,458 champies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Posters on 'Slys Pawsian Values' advise against being proud of Slys Paws, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, a third of Slys Pawsians are e-certified CEOs, and wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 5,260th in the world and 128th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 58.24 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Safest: 133rdMost Pacifist: 156thLowest Crime Rates: 235thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 284thHighest Average Tax Rates: 372ndMost Beautiful Environments: 372ndBest Weather: 451stHealthiest Citizens: 492ndLargest Governments: 509thLongest Average Lifespans: 550thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,068thMost Cultured: 1,096thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,470thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,524thSmartest Citizens: 1,525thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,544thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,745thNicest Citizens: 1,776thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,853rdMost Influential: 1,962ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,187thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,563rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,170thLargest Populations: 3,396thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,088thHighest Economic Output: 4,838thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,260thMost Inclusive: 5,504thMost Stationary: 5,523rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5,586thMost Secular: 6,302ndTop
Nudest: 12,133rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,671st
Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 36th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 37th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 40th in the regionNicest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 48th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 55th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 100th in the regionMost Stationary: 104th in the regionMost Influential: 111th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 118th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 128th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 144th in the regionMost Inclusive: 171st in the regionMost Secular: 189th in the regionNudest: 236th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 433rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 596th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 100 » Todd McCloud, Southern Yugoslavia, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Freedom Fascists, Lyontisia, Bachtendekuppen, Brotherland, Kangarawa, Eurasian Socialist Federation, Roissyland, New Leganes, Survivoristan, Propwash, Axdel, The Empire of Rijelv, Aelitia, Roliganistan, Dremaur, Hobbesistan, The Romanum Legio, Davinhia, Ciggie Smallistan, Slui, Sonictopia, Ribanzi, ReeK, Am Echad, Splena, Republic of Monarchists, Wendelandia, H-Zhena, Sicilla, Greater New Islew, Wiranath, Akorial, Sansangra, Riveraland, Airrajul, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Izonno, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, Ver Norge, Socialist Holy American Empire, Broengtopia, Bacon Land, Someseni, Ravendi, Wizardonia, and 50 others.Dark Edgyness, Verketa, Hizuru, Bulli, Grand Rheinland, Ellsonian Dominion, Squid Ruinosa, The Shorter Union, The Happian Union, Aristortia, Valdwall, Tim Stark, British Calradia, La Isla Nueva, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Lobos, Republic of Berzerkistan, Thyaclinia, Merlovich, Davelands, VW53Aland, Gorbastan, Neruch, The Angel of Charity, Superior Indonesia, Indrapore, Renovatio de Imperium Coreanum, The Holy Utopian Republic, United China Nation, BearStackof2015, Janoobi Jazair, Eagas, Kilkire, Indovinesia, America Mjolnir, Stellar Colonies, Talitoa, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, The United Asian Republics, Justice-Becoming, Pakitsk, Black Elephants, Gratefuland, VoyKovie, Marrico, Aleister, Greater Felter, Funkadelia, Ridann, and The United Neo American Union.

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