The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 26.821 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but sluggish Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,416 trillion Champies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,093 Champies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, on-duty Air Slys Paws flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Slys Paws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Spooky Minecraft Zombie of Oofery.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Republic of Markhor.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The United Federation of Coruh.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Republic of Antserso.
- : Slys Paws was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Republic of Antserso.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Spookiest MoP turtle of Quebec-and-Maritimes.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Spookiest MoP turtle of Quebec-and-Maritimes.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Easter Egg Provost of Acronis.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Federal Republic of New Bobby.
Endorsements Received: 115 » Southern Yugoslavia, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Freedom Fascists, Lyontisia, Brotherland, Kangarawa, New Leganes, Propwash, Axdel, The Empire of Rijelv, Roliganistan, Hobbesistan, Davinhia, ReeK, Am Echad, H-Zhena, Wiranath, Akorial, Sansangra, Riveraland, Mastariere, Socialist Holy American Empire, Broengtopia, Wizardonia, Dark Edgyness, Hizuru, Squid Ruinosa, British Calradia, Republic of Berzerkistan, VW53Aland, Gorbastan, Neruch, Indrapore, United China Nation, BearStackof2015, Eagas, Kilkire, Talitoa, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, The United Asian Republics, Pakitsk, Ridann, Rhealaliit, Libertanny, Enlil, Kalaratri, Liberstankonia, Pekweng, Grossvietnam, and 65 others.La xinga, Under Sea Desert, Servants of Gizmo, Matdor, Adolanta, Marrabuk, East Malaysia, Dragons Blood, Tawuse, Amjedia, Evrigenis, Volkarai, Rainbow Vests, Interdimensional Waifus, Monteconstance, Yelkinam, Zukchiva, Asendavia, FreedomIand, Calbee, Republic of New India, Fellon, Tretrid, Schrebia, Rohanland, Ripsylvania, Distro-Spartica, Lingu, Blobbo, Azureano, The Three States of Fortuna, BuciLand, Staynes, The Argos Federation, The Eternal Land of Jong, Khadah, Mays Austrian Nation, Belora Gyles, Quinto Piano, Greater New Cassandra, Imprisoned Freeman, A mean old man, Santa Dystopia, Chriona, Survivoristan, Barfleur, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Stellar Colonies, Technocratic Tagalog, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Ephem, Andurand, Horn of Havenkaap, Castle Federation, Layngderfleethe, Ipe-aba, Forro Islands, Tissandra, New Bobby, Acronis, Quebec-and-Maritimes, Antserso, Coruh, Markhor, and Oofery.