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Safest: 138thMost Pacifist: 252ndLowest Crime Rates: 264th
The Scritchy Furpile of
Democratic Socialists
What could pawssibly go wrong?
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Slys Paws

Population26.821 billion

LeaderSly

CurrencyChampy
AnimalFox

The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 26.821 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,416 trillion Champies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,093 Champies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, on-duty Air Slys Paws flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Slys Paws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 200,277th in the world and 8,277th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 380.29 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Safest: 138thMost Pacifist: 252ndLowest Crime Rates: 264thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 341stHighest Average Tax Rates: 410thMost Beautiful Environments: 427thBest Weather: 487thHealthiest Citizens: 562ndLargest Governments: 567thLongest Average Lifespans: 695thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,024thMost Cultured: 1,186thSmartest Citizens: 1,604thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,627thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,800thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,938thNicest Citizens: 1,996thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,030thMost Influential: 2,125thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,854thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,899thLargest Populations: 3,153rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,552ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,729thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,592ndMost Stationary: 4,794thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,658thHighest Economic Output: 6,022ndMost Inclusive: 6,355thMost Secular: 6,921stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,958thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,269thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,359thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,846th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 46th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 50th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 63rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 64th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 64th in the regionMost Stationary: 88th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 97th in the regionMost Influential: 101st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 113th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 118th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 165th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 196th in the regionMost Inclusive: 208th in the regionMost Secular: 239th in the regionNudest: 378th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 442nd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 621st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 627th in the region

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