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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,069th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,408th Most Secular: 5,901st
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Smash Mouth Islands

Population780 million

CapitalFar Far Away


The Commonwealth of Smash Mouth Islands is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 780 million Smash Mouth Islandsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Far Far Away. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Smash Mouth Islandsian economy, worth 53.8 trillion shrekles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,981 shrekles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, conspiracy theorists allege Far Far Away's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smash Mouth Islands's national animal is the donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Smash Mouth Islands is ranked 121,336th in the world and 2,690th in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 48.6 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,069thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,408thMost Secular: 5,901stTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 11,040thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,107thMost Influential: 11,188thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,586thMost Income Equality: 11,686thNicest Citizens: 13,011thBest Weather: 13,287thMost Pacifist: 14,053rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,128th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 78th in the regionMost Secular: 195th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 251st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 256th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 285th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 351st in the regionBest Weather: 377th in the regionNicest Citizens: 385th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 421st in the regionMost Pacifist: 444th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 446th in the regionMost Income Equality: 474th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 477th in the regionMost Inclusive: 481st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 501st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 538th in the region

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