by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 559thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,337thMost Influential: 2,156th
The United States of
Right-wing Utopia
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Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population613 million

CapitalThe Center Of

AnimalBlack Bear

The United States of Smesh is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 613 million Smeshians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Center Of. The average income tax rate is 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Smeshian economy, worth 84.6 trillion 9mms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 138,020 9mms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of The North Pacific, taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks, and safe drinking water is considered a luxury. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Smesh's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Smesh is ranked 159,703rd in the world and 6,899th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -103.03 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 559thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,337thTop
Most Influential: 2,156thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,310thHighest Crime Rates: 2,321stRudest Citizens: 3,089thMost Avoided: 3,117thFattest Citizens: 3,250thLargest Mining Sector: 3,444thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,579thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,655thMost Armed: 4,205thLargest Retail Industry: 4,281stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,295thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,417thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,654thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,861stTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,691stLargest Insurance Industry: 13,281stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,838thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,610thHighest Average Incomes: 16,353rdMost Rebellious Youth: 20,004thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,404th
Largest Gambling Industry: 45th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 60th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 85th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 99th in the regionFattest Citizens: 108th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 110th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 118th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 131st in the regionMost Armed: 148th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 174th in the regionRudest Citizens: 179th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 222nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 271st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 275th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 402nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 444th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 543rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 563rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 580th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 584th in the regionMost Influential: 733rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 774th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 777th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 858th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 872nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Smesh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Smesh, safe drinking water is considered a luxury.
  • : Following new legislation in Smesh, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks.
  • : Following new legislation in Smesh, taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death.
  • : Following new legislation in Smesh, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of The North Pacific.
  • : Following new legislation in Smesh, owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams.
  • : Following new legislation in Smesh, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Smesh, most 9mm coins are riddled with bite marks.
  • : Following new legislation in Smesh, sick days are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Smesh, Leader's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 244 » Marinxa, Koda-Land, McMasterdonia, Timothea, Territorio di Nessuno, Ihese, Fayyayid, Ethnon, Valhalla123, Sundred, Guer Aike, Pallaith, Sikol, Noahs Second Country, The Rhein States, Newpromisedland, Siwale, Westinor, Interdimensional Zone, Shibutani, Xagill, Antworship, Orado, Zzozona, Great Bights Mum, New Lakemba, El Fiji Grande, Empy, Xentherida, Fauzjhia, Omnistria, Saperisole, Notyoutopia, Sunto, Hamerica, Yaorozu, Dabarastan, Dreadton, Daiz, Corfad, Praeceps, Ver Testua, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, The Pantheons, Sil Dorsett, The Serdey Islands, Pazair, Frostcell, Korovan Isles, and 194 others.Valentine Z, Advancia-Sizzletown, The Iron Lions, Wisconsota, Frances Francis the First of France, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Empire of the Federation, Votak Matim, I Like Killing people, Fox Richy, Termathe, 1 very fast endotarter, The Tampa Bay Rays, Schnuftelland, Zumlandia, Seenvorland, Selfgradatude, Arlens Apartment, Former English Colony, Libertania Democratica, Prydania, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kranostav, Unshleepd, Wineclaw, Kocherian, Toygu Land, The Sinclarian Provinces, Palisede, Zimmerdachen, Minuda, PotatoFarmers, The Calabash Protectorate, Gilakistan, Fel Imass, Chukstik Illahi, Holy Oranz, Oceanialia, Clan Spaniel, Aoncarpa, Solcius, Yukti, Greater New America, The Endless Eventide, 6th Rome, SORT, Eywaan, Dicko, Fendlium, Arrivederci, Seanat, Freyford, Yokciq Empire, Pleroma Sans Romans, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, Plangainer, Arichia, Joodey, Howlerd Islands, Hopsin, The Gamer Party, Damsmel, Gabenia, The True Frog, Jovian Knights, Dangine, R libanon, Harveney, Dakota Territories, The Discipled, Pokemanland, The Free States of Avalon, The Real Ram Ranch, Camikistan, Caselpania, Highton Islands, Kahlo, Cartures, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Teg, Unsophisticate, Miamington, Zecit, Brifranssia, Virillum, Texas States, Entecavir, Yalgora, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, Maclare, Panama Coalition, Shadowrik, Animu Place, Xyrron, Nistriabar, East Supple Lund, Eastern Cous Empria, Nouvelle-Floride, Copola, Cretox State, Eraver, Tikariot, Phire Fric, Kragsgale, Lux Conos, Fascist Democracy, Olofin, Ivernary, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Drutopia Insomnia, Nordic-British Union, Nichigo Sebe, LostLegion, Marmiedon, Volstokn, Wolvenland, Solmetria, Principia Mathematica, Amblegreserland, Anungu, Joevala, Paul Pasch, Madjack, Irunjarai, Abject Ludicrosity, USSRITWILLWORK, Calamazo, Ihsan, Ravendi, Maynilan, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Xipher, Simone Republic, Drentusa, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Andexia, Buckhem, Ultra777, Sisang, Moubarakistan, Godwanna, Totalitarian Systems, WeKnow, U S Eh, New Tronia, Loutsland, Saint Alaric, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Heilhum Imperius, Eschatosia, Nationeer, Vincone Cae, Napnomadia, Eurochina, Runeda, Draconian Progression, West Papua states, Nobec, ArizonaRepublic, Xyroxes, Therizia, Zemper Macro, Eslatani, Hardscrabble, Navsland, Intion North, Harjad, Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria, Neo Cheese Empire, Mediterrea, Verytas, Frahnkzaden, Ramiru, Diplomasqi, Tukayyiad, Lulubellia, Fitchy, Aerilia, Morover, Daxuxian, Outer Shenendoah, Glanst, Amprak, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Comfed, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, and Rozarus.

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