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Most Stationary: 2,181stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,808thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,040th
The Purple Pizza Zombie of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Dave's not here, man...
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Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Smokeypotamus

Population28.001 billion

CapitalChronicopolis

Currencyindica
Animalvampire sativa

The Purple Pizza Zombie of Smokeypotamus is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 28.001 billion Smokeypotamusians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chronicopolis. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The Smokeypotamusian economy, worth a remarkable 2,103 trillion indicas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 75,105 indicas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, the nation leads 10000 Islands in per capita stalking, and ad-blocking has been nationalised. Crime is totally unknown. Smokeypotamus's national animal is the vampire sativa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Smokeypotamus is ranked 2,181st in the world and 24th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 4,013.70576456 days.

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Most Stationary: 2,181stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,808thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,040thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,448thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,103rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,444thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,111thLargest Populations: 5,535thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,991stMost Pacifist: 6,231stMost Income Equality: 8,119thMost Cultured: 8,220thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,606thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,732ndMost Influential: 9,072ndLargest Governments: 10,382ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,871stHighest Economic Output: 11,553rdNicest Citizens: 12,404thSmartest Citizens: 12,567thSafest: 14,249thHealthiest Citizens: 14,463rdTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,540thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,738thHighest Food Quality: 15,821stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,682ndLargest Publishing Industry: 18,283rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,767thMost Inclusive: 22,976thMost Politically Free: 25,233rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,789thBest Weather: 27,593rd
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Most Politically Free: 12th in the regionMost Income Equality: 18th in the regionMost Stationary: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 38th in the regionLargest Populations: 42nd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 47th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 52nd in the regionMost Extreme: 61st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 74th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 77th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 80th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Smokeypotamus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Smokeypotamus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Smokeypotamus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Smokeypotamus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Smokeypotamus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Smokeypotamus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Smokeypotamus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Smokeypotamus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 5% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Smokeypotamus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Smokeypotamus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.

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