The Federation of Social Imperialist Workers Republics is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Paramount Sovereign Vasilevsky with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.253 billion Socialists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Administrative Capital District. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Socialist economy, worth 234 trillion Socialist Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,884 Socialist Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, and newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Social Imperialist Workers Republics's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Social Imperialist Workers Republics is ranked 10,620^th in the world and 69^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Authoritarian, with 4,560.92 milliStalins.