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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rdLargest Governments: 4thLowest Crime Rates: 10th
The All-Pervasive Infestation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Cockroaches shall rule the world!
the King of Cockroaches
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Socialist Cockroaches

Population27.342 billion

CapitalOlson Middle School
Leaderthe King of Cockroaches
Faithstate atheism

Currencytoilet paper roll
Animalhuman

The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the King of Cockroaches with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 27.342 billion cockroaches are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olson Middle School. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped cockroach economy, worth a remarkable 5,230 trillion toilet paper rolls a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is an impressive 191,303 toilet paper rolls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and government ministers claim to ride dragons to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Cockroaches's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is state atheism.

Socialist Cockroaches is ranked 229,047th in the world and 2nd in Toilette for Highest Drug Use, scoring 0.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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1%
Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rdLargest Governments: 4thLowest Crime Rates: 10thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 35thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 67thMost Beautiful Environments: 87thMost Corrupt Governments: 100thSafest: 128thMost Advanced Public Transport: 196thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 308thHealthiest Citizens: 413thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 757thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 809thLargest Welfare Programs: 899thSmartest Citizens: 916thMost Secular: 1,061stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,330thHighest Economic Output: 1,770thMost Conservative: 1,924thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,885thLargest Populations: 3,047thBest Weather: 3,499thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,741stNudest: 4,781stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,503rdMost Authoritarian: 6,187thMost Inclusive: 6,339thHighest Average Incomes: 7,313thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,689thMost Extreme: 21,426thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,711th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, young girls often attend the same schools as their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Socialist Cockroaches as a reminder of their "special relationship".
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.

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