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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rd Largest Governments: 3rd Lowest Crime Rates: 7th
The All-Pervasive Infestation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Cockroaches shall rule the world!
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Socialist Cockroaches

Population24.713 billion

CapitalOlson Middle School
LeaderKing Nicole Judge
Faithstate atheism

Currencytoilet paper roll
Animalhuman

The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Nicole Judge with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, disturbing lack of elderly people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.713 billion cockroaches are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olson Middle School. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Socialist Cockroachesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,295 trillion toilet paper rolls a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 173,823 toilet paper rolls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, it's best not to ask what goes into Olson Middle School Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices, and gay men commonly complain about their time of the month. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Cockroaches's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is state atheism.

Socialist Cockroaches is ranked 155,685th in the world and 6,098th in Balder for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -43.71 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rdLargest Governments: 3rdLowest Crime Rates: 7thSafest: 36thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 39thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 59thMost Beautiful Environments: 64thMost Corrupt Governments: 168thMost Advanced Public Transport: 312thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 388thHealthiest Citizens: 460thMost Pacifist: 610thSmartest Citizens: 705thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 964thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 987thMost Inclusive: 1,094thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,228thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,678thHighest Economic Output: 1,903rdNudest: 2,405thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,499thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,638thLargest Populations: 3,222ndMost Authoritarian: 4,901stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,822ndBest Weather: 6,732ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 8,485thMost Income Equality: 9,162ndMost Extreme: 11,531stMost Devout: 12,890thMost Conservative: 13,396th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 41st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 44th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 67th in the regionLargest Populations: 73rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 74th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 96th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 108th in the regionNudest: 111th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 155th in the regionMost Income Equality: 191st in the regionMost Extreme: 231st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 287th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 308th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 404th in the regionMost Conservative: 548th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, it's best not to ask what goes into Olson Middle School Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, Socialist Cockroachesian politicians spend a lot of time praising East Lebatuckese policies these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, concussed humanball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the cold war against capitalism is growing chillier by the day.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes.

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