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Largest Retail Industry: 44thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 60thMost Valuable International Artwork: 154th
The Polite People's Pepublic of
Corporate Police State
No, You Cannot Eat!
Kokichi Oma
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Socialist Communist States

Population7.079 billion

CapitalOmagrad
LeaderKokichi Oma
FaithHaruhiism - SOS Brigade

CurrencyWorker
AnimalWorkers

The Polite People's Pepublic of Socialist Communist States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kokichi Oma with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.079 billion Slaves are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Omagrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppressed economy, worth a remarkable 3,452 trillion Workers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 487,731 Workers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,495,059 per year while the poor average 5,329, a ratio of 843 to 1.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, gene-engineered sewerjacks don't smell but they do stink, and surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Socialist Communist States's national animal is the Workers, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Haruhiism - SOS Brigade.

Socialist Communist States is ranked 205,561st in the world and 8,861st in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 23.42 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Retail Industry: 44thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 60thMost Valuable International Artwork: 154thMost Corrupt Governments: 181stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 201stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 232ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 256thLargest Gambling Industry: 262ndMost Efficient Economies: 262ndMost Avoided: 286thHighest Average Incomes: 329thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 346thMost Subsidized Industry: 346thLargest Agricultural Sector: 384thFattest Citizens: 387thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 531stLargest Insurance Industry: 548thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 640thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 774thLargest Mining Sector: 924thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,023rdLargest Black Market: 1,043rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,241stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,280thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,284thRudest Citizens: 1,464thMost Armed: 1,487thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,524thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,781stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,835thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,115thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,648thHighest Crime Rates: 3,001stHighest Economic Output: 3,326thMost Conservative: 7,890thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,923rdTop
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Smartest Citizens: 10,664thMost Pro-Market: 11,540thMost Extreme: 12,437thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,362ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,353rdMost Advanced Public Education: 19,967th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionMost Armed: 32nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionRudest Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 44th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 45th in the regionLargest Governments: 49th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 49th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 74th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 78th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 156th in the regionMost Extreme: 172nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 249th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 271st in the regionLargest Populations: 307th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 451st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 503rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 586th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, gene-engineered sewerjacks don't smell but they do stink.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Socialist Communist States changed its national nation type to "Polite People's Pepublic".
  • : Socialist Communist States changed its national nation type to "Polite People's Republic".
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.

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