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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 489thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 852ndMost Influential: 1,145th
The Iron Galactic Imperium of
Father Knows Best State
Auf die G÷tter und den Kaiser bei uns vertrauen wir
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Socialist Holy American Empire

Population4.405 billion

CapitalWhite Palace
LeaderEmperor Heinrich VI

CurrencyImperial Dollar
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Iron Galactic Imperium of Socialist Holy American Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Heinrich VI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.405 billion Imperial Amerikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Palace. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Socialist Holy American Empirean economy, worth 404 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,869 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The East Pacific, and scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Holy American Empire's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Il˙vatarism.

Socialist Holy American Empire is ranked 16,315th in the world and 458th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.92 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 489thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 852ndMost Influential: 1,145thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,586thMost Armed: 4,829thBest Weather: 8,115thMost Devout: 9,517thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,547thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,828thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,893rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,935thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,395thLargest Black Market: 14,098thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,809thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,042ndLowest Crime Rates: 16,315thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,167thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,189thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,489thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,395thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,243rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,395th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 37th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 105th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 114th in the regionBest Weather: 234th in the regionMost Devout: 269th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 320th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 320th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 361st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 365th in the regionLargest Black Market: 365th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 367th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 375th in the regionMost Stationary: 401st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 453rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 457th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 458th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 507th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 521st in the regionMost Cultured: 554th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 568th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 597th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 603rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 624th in the regionLargest Populations: 628th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 715th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 744th in the regionMost Inclusive: 769th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 871st in the regionMost Developed: 892nd in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 207 » Wiranath, Tshana, CopyCato, H-Zhena, Kangarawa, Am Echad, Elejamie, ReeK, Wizardonia, Unger under over, United China Nation, Dragonia, A Slanted Black Stripe, New Birblands, Lanagon, Arcanama, Axdel, Trimmania, Brotherland, Squid Ruinosa, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Adavan, Federated States of Zootron, Riveraland, Republic of Berzerkistan, Bai Lung, Freedom Fascists, The Romanum Legio, Lyontisia, Arkantis, VW53Aland, New Leganes, Kaigi, Galve, The Empire of Rijelv, Biggstonia, Urimel, Dreamersistan, Bytes, Hizuru, Kriov, Davinhia, Harro Waarudho, Goodnamesarerare, Qui sequuntur somnia, Drunken Seal Islands, Kagorg Bra Corna, Headpat Central, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Propwash, and 157 others.Mastariere, Adolanta, Kucia, Endertopias, Southern Yugoslavia, Peatiktist, Taurora, Roliganistan, Kelsyth, AngusEssa, Slys Paws, Dark Edgyness, Bullpups, Aeljae, Joundia, Broengtopia, Someseni, Kublam, Akorial, Sufjan Stevens Fans, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Kyrtizhan, Wanabe, Impia Aghte, British Calradia, Wolemoer, The Almighty Country, Bakaworld, Squarist Republic of Squaria, Aihon, Eagas, Norgsveldet, Pakitsk, Our Gods, Ridann, Osterreich und Ungarn, Neruch, Sericena, Chols Worithopia, Swiftwhiskers, Mer Dieu, Enlil, The island of Kiria, New Terabithia, Kampf Empire, The Holy Utopian Republic, Indrapore, Talitoa, CheeseBurrito, The United Asian Republics, Kilkire, Slonful, BearStackof2015, Rhealaliit, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Wersh, Stellar Colonies, Pekweng, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Brethren, Proslan, Chria Deau, Euricanis, ArenaC, The New Wisconsin Empire, The United Neo American Union, Slongs, The Death Syndicate, Firenation91, Seri Tai Republic, Chubaka, Monezambique, Kalaratri, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Kario and Nix, Liberstankonia, Abtracnt, Rakshuland, Libertanny, Grossvietnam, Matdor, Styklelilere, Stanisiti, Blobbo, La xinga, Servants of Gizmo, Adioration, Marrabuk, Dragons Blood, The Militarius Imperium, Kyrloth, Merlovich, Evrigenis, La Isla Nueva, Rainbow Vests, Modra, Bharatewa, Morrowine, Monix, The Three States of Fortuna, Interdimensional Waifus, Habsburg-Lorriane, Warren democracy, Janoobi Jazair, Acronis, The State of McDonalds, Zukchiva, East Malaysia, Teskyla, Republic of New India, Fellon, Under Sea Desert, Sycona, Trulu, Bermadia, Tretrid, Schrebia, Greater New Cassandra, Lingu, Bzux, Raunch, Rohanland, Quinto Piano, Ripsylvania, Virgoliaendorses, Lanwa, BuciLand, Staynes, United Dirtpile, Peoples Republic of GG, Arilokina, The Earth Systems Alliance, Airrajul, Azureano, The Eternal Land of Jong, Jakubonia, Khadah, Eudinity, Woodsind, Aivintis, The Brazillian Parlament Of Idideology, Quartzland, Sokala, Technocratic Tagalog, Oofery, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Tseriesiscoming, Sovietsoyuz, TM-Jesselton, Flench, Distro-Spartica, EnderShnovia, Filipopol, Quail Empire, A mean old man, Arkalarius, and The Atlae Isles.

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