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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,005thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,240thMost Influential: 1,313th
The Iron Galactic Imperium of
Father Knows Best State
Auf die G÷tter und den Kaiser bei uns vertrauen wir
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Socialist Holy American Empire

Population5.589 billion

CapitalWhite Palace
LeaderEmperor Heinrich VI

CurrencyImperial Dollar
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Iron Galactic Imperium of Socialist Holy American Empire is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Heinrich VI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avant-garde cinema, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.589 billion Imperial Amerikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Palace. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Socialist Holy American Empirean economy, worth 509 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,110 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The East Pacific, and scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Holy American Empire's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Il˙vatarism.

Socialist Holy American Empire is ranked 11,798th in the world and 347th in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,606.37 Tourists Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,005thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,240thMost Influential: 1,313thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,536thMost Armed: 5,690thBest Weather: 6,874thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,037thMost Devout: 11,170thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,798thHealthiest Citizens: 12,906thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,848thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,482ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,934thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,267thLowest Crime Rates: 16,402ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,279thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,398thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,806thMost Stationary: 19,866thLargest Black Market: 20,030thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,128thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,722ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,142ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,214thMost Cultured: 21,416thMost Inclusive: 22,751st
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 50th in the regionMost Influential: 50th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 59th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 128th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 181st in the regionBest Weather: 217th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 298th in the regionMost Stationary: 326th in the regionMost Devout: 329th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 347th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 369th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 392nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 454th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 475th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 498th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 498th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 500th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 543rd in the regionLargest Populations: 546th in the regionLargest Black Market: 550th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 556th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 584th in the regionMost Cultured: 608th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 621st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 642nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 705th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 743rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 754th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 777th in the regionMost Inclusive: 819th in the region

World Assembly

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