by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 752ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 998thMost Influential: 1,240th
The Iron Galactic Imperium of
Father Knows Best State
Auf die G÷tter und den Kaiser bei uns vertrauen wir
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Socialist Holy American Empire

Population4.913 billion

CapitalWhite Palace
LeaderEmperor Heinrich VI

CurrencyImperial Dollar
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Iron Galactic Imperium of Socialist Holy American Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Heinrich VI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.913 billion Imperial Amerikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Palace. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Socialist Holy American Empirean economy, worth 453 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,369 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The East Pacific, and scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Holy American Empire's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Il˙vatarism.

Socialist Holy American Empire is ranked 21,483rd in the world and 684th in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 70,311.28 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 752ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 998thMost Influential: 1,240thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,063rdMost Armed: 5,299thBest Weather: 7,075thMost Devout: 10,221stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,528thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,267thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,682ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,986thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,419thLargest Black Market: 15,257thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,495thLowest Crime Rates: 16,439thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,995thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,516thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,555thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,122ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,429thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,589thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,695thMost Stationary: 21,095thMost Cultured: 21,397thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,483rd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 37th in the regionMost Influential: 44th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 51st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 119th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 145th in the regionBest Weather: 218th in the regionMost Devout: 297th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 312th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 325th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 350th in the regionLargest Black Market: 376th in the regionMost Stationary: 378th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 390th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 415th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 419th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 434th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 455th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 483rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 519th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 544th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 566th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 573rd in the regionLargest Populations: 579th in the regionMost Cultured: 593rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 643rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 684th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 728th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 739th in the regionMost Inclusive: 790th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 890th in the region

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