The Iron Galactic Imperium of Socialist Holy American Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Heinrich VI with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.99 billion Imperial Amerikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Palace. The average income tax rate is 58.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Socialist Holy American Empirean economy, worth 177 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,294 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lobster tastes best when it is red, catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, and religious education is a new government priority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Holy American Empire's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Norse Christianity.

Socialist Holy American Empire is ranked 161,552^nd in the world and 6,138^th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 8.88 Atheism Rate.