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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,057thMost Influential: 1,467thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,703rd
The Iron Galactic Imperium of
Father Knows Best State
Auf die G÷tter und den Kaiser bei uns vertrauen wir
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Socialist Holy American Empire

Population6.112 billion

CapitalWhite Palace
LeaderEmperor Heinrich VI

CurrencyImperial Dollar
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Iron Galactic Imperium of Socialist Holy American Empire is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Heinrich VI with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.112 billion Imperial Amerikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Palace. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Socialist Holy American Empirean economy, worth 549 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,840 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The East Pacific, and scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Holy American Empire's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Il˙vatarism.

Socialist Holy American Empire is ranked 164,988th in the world and 5,722nd in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 12.66 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,057thMost Influential: 1,467thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,703rdTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,349thMost Armed: 6,096thBest Weather: 6,583rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,598thMost Devout: 10,962ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,504thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 13,186thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,472ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,022ndLongest Average Lifespans: 15,127thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,193rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,440thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,236thLargest Black Market: 19,193rdMost Advanced Public Education: 19,196thMost Stationary: 19,196thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,157thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,598thMost Cultured: 21,595thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,613thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,820thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,080thMost Inclusive: 23,185thSmartest Citizens: 23,948thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,989th
Most Influential: 54th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 58th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 67th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 130th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 170th in the regionBest Weather: 210th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 286th in the regionMost Stationary: 308th in the regionMost Devout: 311th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 337th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 392nd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 399th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 453rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 471st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 480th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 482nd in the regionLargest Populations: 532nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 544th in the regionLargest Black Market: 545th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 547th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 565th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 605th in the regionMost Cultured: 610th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 623rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 642nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 680th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 710th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 761st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 770th in the regionMost Inclusive: 785th in the region

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