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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,583rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,329thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,888th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Strength Through Freedom
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Socialist test 29

Population5.471 billion

Currencydenier
Animalbeaver

The Republic of Socialist test 29 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.471 billion Socialist test 29ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 55.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist test 29ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,001 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 183,013 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, and prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist test 29's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Socialist test 29 is ranked 111,363rd in the world and 1,629th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 355.6814390304 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,583rdTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,329thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,888thLargest Black Market: 5,921stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,123rdMost Avoided: 6,305thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,766thLargest Mining Sector: 8,518thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,030thHighest Average Incomes: 13,038thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,163rdMost Patriotic: 13,584thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,735thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,218thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,899thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,145thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,381stLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,479thMost Efficient Economies: 20,570thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,074thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,026thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22,256th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 210th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 308th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 357th in the regionMost Avoided: 381st in the regionLargest Black Market: 508th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 552nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 553rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 585th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 599th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 732nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 798th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 970th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 978th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 986th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,035th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,043rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Socialist test 29 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 29, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 29, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 29, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 29, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 29, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 29, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 29, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 29, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 29, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.

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