The Protectorate of Socialist Test 291 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.545 billion Socialist Test 291ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist Test 291ian economy, worth 803 trillion Deneroes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,729 Deneroes, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, the elderly are killed softly with a song, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, and the government has declared that sharing is uncaring. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Test 291's national animal is the Black Widow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Socialist Test 291 is ranked 6,841^st in the world and 364^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.05 law-abiding acts per hour.