Population | 4.406 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Black Widow |
The Commonwealth of Socialist Test 475 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.406 billion Socialist Test 475ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 87.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Socialist Test 475ian economy, worth 869 trillion Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,266 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
The might of the entire Socialist Test 475ian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers, tax assessment offices double as polling stations, and shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Test 475's national animal is the Black Widow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Socialist Test 475 is ranked 111,778th in the world and 1,646th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 355.62691128752 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Test 475, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Test 475, tax assessment offices double as polling stations.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Test 475, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Test 475, the might of the entire Socialist Test 475ian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Test 475, you're only as old as you feel.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Test 475, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be.
- : Socialist Test 475 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Test 475, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Socialist Test 475ian roads.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Test 475, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
- : Socialist Test 475 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.