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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,450thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,596thMost Patriotic: 3,494th
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Socialist Test 475

Population4.406 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalBlack Widow

The Commonwealth of Socialist Test 475 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.406 billion Socialist Test 475ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 87.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist Test 475ian economy, worth 869 trillion Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,266 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The might of the entire Socialist Test 475ian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers, tax assessment offices double as polling stations, and shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Test 475's national animal is the Black Widow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Socialist Test 475 is ranked 111,778th in the world and 1,646th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 355.62691128752 days.

Top
1%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,450thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,596thTop
5%
Most Patriotic: 3,494thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,631stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,902ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,963rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,313thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,111thMost Armed: 6,528thMost Efficient Economies: 7,172ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,261stMost Devout: 7,679thLargest Black Market: 8,121stLowest Crime Rates: 9,615thHighest Average Incomes: 10,570thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,557thLargest Governments: 12,887thTop
10%
Longest Average Lifespans: 16,374thMost Developed: 17,036thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,492ndMost Advanced Public Education: 18,009thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,724thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,813thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,451stMost Authoritarian: 21,411thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,527thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,333rdHealthiest Citizens: 29,380th
Top
5%
Most Patriotic: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 171st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 186th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 194th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 289th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 332nd in the regionMost Devout: 428th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 430th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 459th in the regionMost Armed: 472nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 502nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 522nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 549th in the regionLargest Black Market: 673rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 691st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 696th in the regionLargest Governments: 696th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 935th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 975th in the regionMost Developed: 976th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Test 475, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Test 475, tax assessment offices double as polling stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Test 475, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Test 475, the might of the entire Socialist Test 475ian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Test 475, you're only as old as you feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Test 475, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be.
  • : Socialist Test 475 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Test 475, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Socialist Test 475ian roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Test 475, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Socialist Test 475 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.

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