by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,561st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,360th Most Influential: 2,675th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Vigilance. Grace. Determination.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.528 billion



The Republic of Soirwren is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.528 billion Soirwrenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soigné. The average income tax rate is 56.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soirwrenian economy, worth 209 trillion credits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 82,840 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Soirwrenian pirates, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Soirwren's border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soirwren's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soirwren is ranked 99,250th in the world and 3,643rd in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 49.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,561stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,360thMost Influential: 2,675thBest Weather: 7,569thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 9,382ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,130thMost Developed: 10,225thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,244thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,200thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,691stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,757thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,875thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,922ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,186th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 30th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 195th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 214th in the regionBest Weather: 217th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 231st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 247th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 256th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 263rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 269th in the regionMost Developed: 285th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 312th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 325th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 327th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 342nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 428th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 449th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 499th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 506th in the regionMost Secular: 543rd in the regionMost Stationary: 577th in the regionLargest Black Market: 587th in the region

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